Ok, this is slightly awkward.
Estes, a company that sells model rocket engines, kits and accessories, has a new item for sale: a replica of Blue Origin’s New Shepard rocket, the very same one that took Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos to space (via Gizmodo).
Yes, that means that you can now have a small (1/66 in size) version of the dick-shaped rocket that launched a thousand memes on your desk. The price is also notable: $69.99.
A more luxurious package is also available for $109.99, and it includes the New Shepard model rocket, a launch pad, a launch controller, a pack of Estes’ C5-3 engines, and a pack of recovery wadding. With these accessories, you can launch your little phallic rocket to an altitude of up to 400 feet, and it will deploy a small parachute so it doesn’t break on the way down.
Jeff Bezos flies to space in historic Blue Origin flight
Unfortunately, if you prefer the other spacefaring billionaire, Sir Richard Branson, who flew a little lower a little earlier than Bezos, you won’t be able to find a model of his rocket on Estes’ website. Tough luck, Branson fans.
The Blue Origin model rocket is currently available for pre-order, and it will be widely available in November 2021. You can get it here.
Source : A small replica of Jeff Bezos’ penis-shaped rocket can be yours for $69
