Bookish Gifts That Are NSFW

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Look, there’s nothing wrong with swearing with enthusiasm and joy. And maybe you also enjoy reading, so you want some sweary bookmarks or cross-stitch patterns, or you desire a slightly rude mug, or a print of a lady reading in her underwear. These items might not exactly be safe for work, but thanks to social distancing and the magic of working from home, you can enjoy this collection of NSFW literary gifts all day, every day! Because you’re a well-read bitch and proud of it, and you deserve to sit back, light a candle, pour yourself a cup of something strong, and read a fucking book. (Bonus: These accessories pair well with a hilarious and expletive-ridden book, such as Wow, No Thank You by Samantha Irby!)
Without further ado, some fucking hilarious
Well-Read Bitch Pin: You are who you are, and you deserve a pin for it.
Well Read BitchFuck Off, I’m Reading Mug: This can be your designated reading time mug. And maybe every use mug?
Fuck Off, I'm Reading Mug
Reading Murakami Book Print: This is an awesome print that I’d totally hang in my bedroom.
Reading Murakami print
Bibliohoe Enamel Pin: Because books above all else, amirite?
Bibliohoe Enamel Pin
I Read the Fucking Book Sticker: Go ahead, be smug.
I read the Fucking Book sticker
Fuck Off, I’m Reading Cat Sticker: This cat’s grumpy expression is giving me life! Also, I would leave him the fuck alone.
Fuck Off I'm reading Cat Sticker
Bookish AF Sticker: Yes, put this on a banner because it me.
Bookish AF sticker
Badass Mother Sticker: Molly Weasley is 100% that bitch who would scream at Bellatrix Lestrange while taking her on in a fight to the death!
Molly Weasley Bad Ass Mother Sticker
I’m Reading So Fuck Off Mug: I just love it when curse words are accompanied by floral whimsy!
I'm reading so Fuck Off Mug
Chill Out and Read Print: I love this adorable print, and I approve of wearing whatever the hell you want to kick back and read.
Reading Corner Print
Read a Fucking Book Cross-Stitch Pattern: If it appears in cross-stitch, it’s wholesome. I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.
Read a Fucking Book Cross Stitch Pattern
Middle Finger Bookmark: Flip interruptions the bird.
Middle Finger Bookmark
Fuck Off I’m Reading Candle: Go ahead, light it up. It’s made with love.
Fuck Off I'm Reading Candle

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